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4 januari 2006
Praise the Lord dat Hij Chuck Norris heeft geschapen! Zelden heeft zo'n gayniale vent de Aarde mogen bewandelen. Het aantal vrouwen dat gewillig hun natte mossel aan deze vent aanbiedt, moeten er wel zo ongelooflijk veel zijn dat als je ze zou opstapelen, je een toren van hier naar de fucking maan zou hebben. En weer terug. Omdat ook wij hier grote fans zijn van deze ongelooflijk wrede vent, alhier een site om onze woorden bij te staan. Chuck we love you!
[quote]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.[/quote]
Yeah!1!@! En zo was het!!11!!1
[quote]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.[/quote]
Yeah!1!@! En zo was het!!11!!1
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juist ja..
Door: knars op 04 januari 2006 om 23:57 | Homepage
dit is weer zon schrale post.. wa heeft flabber vandaag.. 
Door: me op 05 januari 2006 om 0:10 | Email
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Isn't that shocking or what???
Isn't that shocking or what???
Door: Panther op 05 januari 2006 om 0:10
was het niet bruce lee die chuck de haren uit zn borstkas trok en hem daarna helemaal naar de tief trapte ?
Door: flatliner op 05 januari 2006 om 0:17
" Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice "
ghehe... machtig tog
ghehe... machtig tog
Door: wrotter op 05 januari 2006 om 0:20 | Email
erg mooi, flabber.
dit soort humor is meer dan welkom!
Chapeau!
dit soort humor is meer dan welkom!
Chapeau!
Panther schreef:
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Isn't that shocking or what???
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Isn't that shocking or what???
Zijn elkaar's grootste concurrent?
Door: Witchblade op 05 januari 2006 om 0:27
Bruce Lee beukt m zo maar de Grim Reaper was niet zo bang voor Bruce Lee helaas...
Door: rasko op 05 januari 2006 om 0:34 | Email
CHUCK IS EEN WHOOSSY!!
Chuck Norris once tried the Stare of Doom on Mr. T. Mr. T's gold reflected the doom, and the resulting carnage caused the melt down at Chernobyl.
The last time Mr. T uttered the words, "I pity the fool", a man in Colorado suddenly died for no reason.
If scientists could figure out how to harness the amount of energy Mr. T expends pitying fools, then the world's energy problems would be solved.
Mr. T pities any display of arrogance. That's why, to save time, he just pities all of France at once.
About 700 years ago Mr. T had a disagreement with the citizens of Europe over his strength. He was so outraged that he went on a killing spree and murdered 1/3 of the population. What happened is known today as the "black Death".
Mr. T is actually color-blind. Not because his eyes are defective, but because most colors are afraid to show themselves.
The word "fool" originates from the time God created the universe without first obtaining a permit from Mr. T. T was so angry he made God permanently invisible.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
ECHT WEL!! 
Chuck Norris once tried the Stare of Doom on Mr. T. Mr. T's gold reflected the doom, and the resulting carnage caused the melt down at Chernobyl.
The last time Mr. T uttered the words, "I pity the fool", a man in Colorado suddenly died for no reason.
If scientists could figure out how to harness the amount of energy Mr. T expends pitying fools, then the world's energy problems would be solved.
Mr. T pities any display of arrogance. That's why, to save time, he just pities all of France at once.
About 700 years ago Mr. T had a disagreement with the citizens of Europe over his strength. He was so outraged that he went on a killing spree and murdered 1/3 of the population. What happened is known today as the "black Death".
Mr. T is actually color-blind. Not because his eyes are defective, but because most colors are afraid to show themselves.
The word "fool" originates from the time God created the universe without first obtaining a permit from Mr. T. T was so angry he made God permanently invisible.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T was not beat by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky III. He actually lost to Stallone's stuntman, Chuck Norris. It took 5 hours of work by a dozen makeup artists to make Chuck Norris ugly enough to be a believable Stallone. Even with Chuck Norris, it was still necessary to use 3 metric tons of animal traquilizers to knock Mr. T out long enough for a 10 count.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
ECHT WEL!!
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
Door: Andie op 05 januari 2006 om 1:00 | Email
Panther schreef:
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Isn't that shocking or what???
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
Isn't that shocking or what???
big mac is van mac donalds
Door: Madmaarten op 05 januari 2006 om 1:14
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Ja, DUH! Dat doen we allemaal!
Behalve Mr. T.
Die duwt zijn armen door de aarde.
Ja, DUH! Dat doen we allemaal!
Behalve Mr. T.
Die duwt zijn armen door de aarde.
Madmaarten schreef:
[...]
big mac is van mac donalds
[...]
big mac is van mac donalds
Ah je snapt de grap???
Goedzo....
Door: Panther op 05 januari 2006 om 1:28
Ja, ik lach me ook kapot, (alleen dan met "ch" @ iddefridde), mooie uitspraken, vond ze briljant ondanks mijn afkeer jegens de heer Norris
ik vind hem ook echt een sukkel maar dit is gewoon te goed!
Door: iddefridde op 05 januari 2006 om 1:57 | Email
Lonez schreef:
ik ben stoned, en lig helemaal dubbel!
ik ben stoned, en lig helemaal dubbel!
maaaaaaaaaaster
ik ben ook ziekelijk knetterzo chill
Door: kneeeeeeeteeerrrr op 05 januari 2006 om 2:19 | Email
kneeeeeeeteeerrrr schreef:
[...]
maaaaaaaaaaster
ik ben ook ziekelijk knetter
zo chill
[...]
maaaaaaaaaaster
ik ben ook ziekelijk knetterzo chill
relaxt maat, ik ben net weer f fbuiten geweest .. damn zkr khep ze allemaal nog een keer gelezen, geweldig
tjooo
Door: Lonez op 05 januari 2006 om 3:16
When you say Chuck Norris is the bom, earth actually explodes! :p
Door: Bart op 05 januari 2006 om 3:21 | Email
When Cuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't lift his body, he pushes the earth down.
All hilarious.
All hilarious.
Door: jesse op 05 januari 2006 om 4:42 | Email
sorry voor hier boven maar:madmaarten snapt volgens mij de grap niet
Door: mart1n1 op 05 januari 2006 om 7:06 | Email
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Door: lauwef op 05 januari 2006 om 8:37 | Email
me schreef:
dit is weer zon schrale post.. wa heeft flabber vandaag..
dit is weer zon schrale post.. wa heeft flabber vandaag..
jij hebt echt GEEN humor. Over smaak valt niet te twisten zegt men, maar over dit gevalletje wel. Dit is gewoon geniaal
Door: BrightAsh op 05 januari 2006 om 9:40
al loopt flabber een beetje laat(deze link had ik dus vorige maand al, en volgens mij ook al gesubmit)
de waarheden van chuck norris zijn echt retecool..
owja:
Fidel Castro once tried to make Mr. T take off his gold. What followed was the swiftest backhand ever recorded. The USA felt this affect as "hurrican katrina"
Females have two x cromozones, and males have an x and a y. Mr T has 3 y's and a T.
The universe was created when Mr T's mohawk colided with Chuck Norris' beard.
Mr T isnt realy black. The sun is afraid to shine on him.
de waarheden van chuck norris zijn echt retecool..
owja:
Fidel Castro once tried to make Mr. T take off his gold. What followed was the swiftest backhand ever recorded. The USA felt this affect as "hurrican katrina"
Females have two x cromozones, and males have an x and a y. Mr T has 3 y's and a T.
The universe was created when Mr T's mohawk colided with Chuck Norris' beard.
Mr T isnt realy black. The sun is afraid to shine on him.
Door: DAZL op 05 januari 2006 om 9:56 | Email
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."
Door: Stiffler op 05 januari 2006 om 10:02 | Email
@ DAZL
OMFG!!! Jij bent ZO cool! Jij bent gewoon Chuck Norris!
OMFG!!! Jij bent ZO cool! Jij bent gewoon Chuck Norris!
DAZL, ten eerste: #CARE
ten tweede, je weet van die Mr T facts wel echt exact te minst leuke uit te kiezen, of was dat de bedoeling
ten tweede, je weet van die Mr T facts wel echt exact te minst leuke uit te kiezen, of was dat de bedoeling
Door: lauwef op 05 januari 2006 om 10:32 | Email
''Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.''
Lol, zo kan het dus ook
Lol, zo kan het dus ook
Door: Jezus 2006 op 05 januari 2006 om 10:34 | Email
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
gouden tip! gewoon proberen bij de aangifte 2006, je weet maar nooit
gouden tip! gewoon proberen bij de aangifte 2006, je weet maar nooit
Door: TikkaBilla op 05 januari 2006 om 10:53 | Email
Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.
Door: Jelle op 05 januari 2006 om 10:58 | Email
GEJAT van ENtensity.net... dat doet flabber veel vaker, beetje irritant
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